D MINUS 10 DAYS

D MINUS 10 DAYS

Yes, it's true. I've been tapped to fly to Singapore in 10 days and in a moment of weakness rashness delirium brilliance, I thought of inviting the Fabulous Demystifying Divas Plus One (Pammy) to stage a hostile takeover of WitNit. And they accepted.

WHAT WAS I THINKING!?

Although I'm married, this has been a kind of bachelor pad, and I KNOW that none of those wimmen chicks ladies have explored all the archives in this place, and who knows WHAT they'd find since I don't throw away anything and...

More importantly, WILL THEY REDECORATE?

Oh, perhaps I'm being a bit anal oral silly. There's nothing to be concerned about...Right?

RIGHT?

*** Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner